This plan is for people testing the pull.

When you join the Curious plan, you receive three consecutive monthly Cult of Wiener boxes, shipped one per month, beginning with the next scheduled shipping date. Each box follows the normal release schedule. You don’t skip ahead. You don’t miss out.

Your first box includes the current limited-edition seasonal item, exclusive to this quarter. Seasonal items rotate every three months and never return. Join during the season, you get it. Wait too long, it’s gone.

The following two months deliver the next themed boxes as they release, each packed with cult-only items, printed features, and the same lovingly unhinged attention given to every member, regardless of plan length.

This is the short path. Enough to understand what you’ve stepped into.
Enough to decide whether you’re staying.

A custom 8×10 metal sign featuring your wiener, immortalized.
Choose one of five bold scenes.
We handle the unreasonable sausage dog confidence.
No, we will not make it subtle.

This is our way of honoring the wiener who started it all.
The one whose face launched the obsession.
The one who led you here.

Photo submission instructions arrive inside your first box.
Because obviously, the real star deserves proper recognition.

One wiener.
Every month.
Seen by the entire Cult.

This is the feature. The brag. The moment your dog becomes impossible to ignore.

Each month, a single wiener is selected for a full centerfold feature in the Cult Monthly Magazine. Every member sees it. Every box. Every time. This is where legends are made and group chats are updated accordingly.

Your dog receives a full profile, hero framing, and unapologetic attention. This is not subtle. This is not humble. This is the Cult saying thank you by putting your wiener exactly where they belong.

Photo submission and profile submission instructions arrive with your first box.
Time to shine. Time to brag. Time to let the world meet the reason you joined a wiener cult in the first place.

Important note: all long-haired centerfolds default to a full 70s/80s glam theme unless otherwise specified. We don’t make the rules. The hair does.